Episode 2 – The Cellphone Flashlight

Our second episode focuses on a time when David had the living poop scared out of him in the middle of the night while using a cellphone to navigate a dark house. You’ll also hear about a demon-possessed smoke detector, how to lie like the devil, what it means to be “honked” and how not to believe anything you read off the back of a Burger King crown.
We actually got some feedback… email and voice mail! Good stuff!
Be sure to enter your story via email or voice mail in our first ever contest! We’ll read and play as many of your stories as possible over the next couple of weeks and select one we like the best. The winner will receive the official Nobody’s Listening Burger King Crown mentioned in Episode 2.
Also, the first person to leave us a review on iTunes (who emails us to let us know) will get an autographed post-it note from your faviorite Nobody’s Listening hosts, James & David David & James.
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I loved the new David and James show!
You’ve got to give each of your listeners a warning to stop drinking their Mt. Dew during the recap song. The reason is that during the crown song David said that he sucked till he was 15, at which point I had just taken a mouthful of Mt. Dew. Now we have all had this happen to us at one time or another. You know the moment when we hear something funny as we have just filled our mouths with some sort of liquid, and we think that we have enough time to swallow it before spewing it all over our computer screen. Well…I didn’t have time. I attempted to swallow it while bursting forth in laughter…The dew spewed from my nose with such force and quantity that I’m afraid I have ruined my keyboard.
Can I hold the David and James show liable for my damages? Nah! It was worth the laugh!
Good stuff men . . . I checked out the baby alligator sounds on google – you were right on . . .
And you got honked!!!! A children’s pastor no less!!!
Oh and we all know who the “genius” is around here . . . just ask Pastor Westlake.
Hey guys!!!! It’s the first time I’ve heard you play that good David! I wanted to let you know that the introduction to the pod cast is well overplayed and should be locked up and the key thrown away. Keep it funny guys and don’t play yellow “wetter”
Just wanted to say that I love the DAVID and james show. It’s makes me laugh loudly (can I laugh any other way?) and it gives me warm tingly feelings.
You guys rock…
P.S.
David and I naked in the living room @ xmas was pretty scary too.