Our second episode focuses on a time when David had the living poop scared out of him in the middle of the night while using a cellphone to navigate a dark house. You’ll also hear about a demon-possessed smoke detector, how to lie like the devil, what it means to be “honked” and how not to believe anything you read off the back of a Burger King crown.
We actually got some feedback… email and voice mail! Good stuff!
Be sure to enter your story via email or voice mail in our first ever contest! We’ll read and play as many of your stories as possible over the next couple of weeks and select one we like the best. The winner will receive the official Nobody’s Listening Burger King Crown mentioned in Episode 2.
Also, the first person to leave us a review on iTunes (who emails us to let us know) will get an autographed post-it note from your favorite Nobody’s Listening hosts, James & David David & James.
Show Notes
Hosts: James Kennison, David Kennison
Runtime: 35:31
Weekly Update: David is reading The Chronicles of Narnia and thinks they are great.
James learned some interesting “historical” facts off of the back of a Burger King crown. He also gets “honked”.
Featured Story: James tries to scare David while David is navigating the dark house with his cell phone. David thinks James is a ninja who broke into the house to kill him. The hosts add a story about a demon-possessed smoke detector.
News: At least 18 people are listening to the podcast.
E & V-Mail:
- There is a web comment from Dave in Georgia, who said he listened to and loved the show.
- Rachel and Gabby call in to say that they love the show, and they don’t like JoJo.
- Sam from Phoenix calls in to the “David and James Show.” She requests alligator stories, which James and David provide.
Recap Song: The Chronicles of Narnia. David had reading problems. The podcast is renamed. James almost cried, and then he took a shower. The crown was as reliable as Reader’s Digest, but then it wasn’t. The demon lived in the smoke detector. …and that’s how a heart attack happens. American pie.
Memorable Moments:
- David: “Historical facts, on the back of a Burger King cardboard crown?”
- James: “ooooaaaahhAHAAAAAAAAUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
- David: “A ninja-man just broke into our house and is about to kill me with a cell phone in my hand.”
- James: “If you’re gonna die, do so quietly.”
- David: “One man..” James: “Next week…” David: “One..smoke detector.”
- David: “Broke ya!”
- The first NLCast contest ever is announced.
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I loved the new David and James show!
You’ve got to give each of your listeners a warning to stop drinking their Mt. Dew during the recap song. The reason is that during the crown song David said that he sucked till he was 15, at which point I had just taken a mouthful of Mt. Dew. Now we have all had this happen to us at one time or another. You know the moment when we hear something funny as we have just filled our mouths with some sort of liquid, and we think that we have enough time to swallow it before spewing it all over our computer screen. Well…I didn’t have time. I attempted to swallow it while bursting forth in laughter…The dew spewed from my nose with such force and quantity that I’m afraid I have ruined my keyboard.
Can I hold the David and James show liable for my damages? Nah! It was worth the laugh!
Good stuff men . . . I checked out the baby alligator sounds on google – you were right on . . .
And you got honked!!!! A children’s pastor no less!!!
Oh and we all know who the “genius” is around here . . . just ask Pastor Westlake.
Hey guys!!!! It’s the first time I’ve heard you play that good David! I wanted to let you know that the introduction to the pod cast is well overplayed and should be locked up and the key thrown away. Keep it funny guys and don’t play yellow “wetter”
Just wanted to say that I love the DAVID and james show. It’s makes me laugh loudly (can I laugh any other way?) and it gives me warm tingly feelings.
You guys rock…
P.S.
David and I naked in the living room @ xmas was pretty scary too.