Story: Guy zapps himself with taser
This is an awesome story about a guy who buys a pocket taser for his wife and decides to try it out on himself!
Here’s an excerpt:
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.
Oh my gosh! I haven’t laughed so hard in a VERY long time! What a moron!!!!!
We get cops that come in our store all the time. One time this one cop told us a little story of when he shot a taser at someone for the first time…the guy was running away and later was trying to climb a fence. The cop then shot him in the butt with the taser as he was climbing.
He said he never laughed so much in his whole life.