You know what? This show has been good to you. Let’s just be honest. It rocks your world. But up to this point… it’s been just one way. This relationship can’t grow until you’re willing to meet us halfway.

We cook, clean, slave away all day and all you do is sit there and listen! And we can’t get 5 words out before you’re laughing in our faces! Then when you’re done you just switch us off like we were never there. Does this sound like a functioning relationship? NO it does not!

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