In Episode 112 – Deer Deer my Weekly Update was that I had come up on a couple of guys talking just as they were finishing a funny story. It was like a moment out of a movie where there’s a group of guys… you hear the punch line of a joke and everyone laughs… but you don’t get it because you didn’t  hear the story.

The line I heard was, “I wouldn’t want that dog!” and the two men busing out laughing. I went the rest of the day wondering what could have made that line so funny.

I’m asking you, the listener to submit your best story behind the line “I wouldn’t want that dog!” that would make it make sense.

Here’s what we’ve gotten so far:

There was a little boy who walked into a pet shop. A cute dog walks up to him. The boy bends down to pet him and the dog pounces on him and bites onto his nose. The boy was slapping and crying, slamming the dog on the walls while he was hanging onto his nose. The boy finally passes out and another person comes up to him and says, “I wouldn’t want that dog.”

Joe Thomas

Can you do better? Email your story to be posted here and/or read on the next show.