7: To My Dad
This one’s pretty deep. Just a warning. Abandonment issues ahead!
6: To Kids Crying At Disney World
If you can’t be happy at Disney World, you can’t be happy.
5: To Boom Cars
I don’t like the cars… the cars that go boom.
4: To Parents At Target
Your child shouldn’t be able to manipulate you into losing your mind on the toy aisle. What do you wish you could say? Send your ideas and comments.
3: To Ninja Bikers
A few words to the only people on the road that the rules of common sense apparently don’t apply to. Send your ideas and comments to james at nlcast dot com.
2: To Dogs
Dogs. I don’t hate them… but I hate some things about them. They need to be taught how to say hello differently. Send your ideas and comments to james at nlcast dot com.
1: To Wind Chimes
Wind chimes. Their time has come.